I wish I had a nickel for every time my dad said he wished he’d had a nickel for every time someone said something that was something that “they” said a million times. But you know what, if I had a nickel for every time I thought of my dad saying I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said something in particular then I would have so many nickels that I would have too many nickels to shake a stick at. And then I would be able to cross that bridge if I ever came to it. If I can play it by ear. Which I have a hard time doing because I can’t see, which makes about as much sense as when pigs fly, which is after hell freezes over and right around the time that everything happens in good time. You know what I mean? Unless I am flying off the handle again, and you hate to see that because if I had a nickel for every time someone flew off the handle about something in 2020 then I would be a rich man. Right?
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