Eureka! Or, whatever word you want to use to express that joy when you have figured out the reason for a system malfunction. When you have finally laid eyes on the culprit, nabbed the thing that throws a monkey wrench into your efficient flow of Nirvana. Not a system like a complicated puzzle with levers and gears and screws and nuts and bolts system. I can’t fix those. Those systems are well beyond my home improvement capabilities. Even when I could see. No. I have found the answer. The fly in the ointment of a system that was running on fumes anyway. Overheated. Overworked. Overeverything …

Yep. Every simple problem, can be turned into a complex catastrophe. Or, it can be turned into a simple solution, a resolution with systems humming harmoniously along. That cherished place of flow and synergy giving rise to dynamic power is amazing. When the system works. But…

When the laundry congestion, causes baskets to collide, and womanly underlings to lie (not lay) all over the linoleum, (it’s really hardwood) then it’s time to rethink the laundry system. Which is why I am so happy today. I see a future without tripping over spilled baskets of freshly laundered uniforms, I see a world where I can confidently drop the empty soup can into a recycle bag and find that it’s not a laundry basket. I truly am a visionary. I SEE NOW the crux of the problem.

Apparently, the Real Boss has been laboriously laundering for years, but the reason for the chaos in the system has been identified. And that is why I am so happy today. Drumroll please. Ladies and gentlemen, please. Please. Please. Please. Put your clothes away. Not in a minute. Not after this. Not after that. Not even without a hat. Just do it. Nike does. Now, you do. It is a wonderful world when I can finally pinpoint the problem. Pin the tail on the donkey’s you know what. And today it struck me harder than the cabinet door I hit with my head. The reality that the chaos could be solved with a simple fix. Put it away. Wow. Feels good huh? Yeah. Wally and I have now earned a nice nap.

We figured it out. Seeing now that Principal Donadoni has proven his talents in fixing things, it should not be long before the phone is ringing off the hook with people who face their own faulty systems and seek a solution master like myself. Hey, It’s what I do!

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