Would you care to hear something funny for a change? I really, really believe that I am funny. Others may too…but I don’t really care. Because I only care about me. Really. But I am not selfish. I don’t even really like fish. In fact, the nuns and my parents and all my family taught me to do a couple of things. Number one, always be positive. Number two, always be grateful. And remember if you want to do anything at all in life you have to DO what you NEED to first. It is the only way. Do you agree? In fact, nothing else matters. Trust me I know. I always speak the truth, and if I have nothing nice to say or something to do…my mouth better be shut. But never at home, because that is where I play all day. I don’t have to work at home. Life is easy for me at home. Because my wife does all the work. Don’t tell her, but some people think she is a saint. I think that’s funny because I think we are both going straight to heaven. Whatever, It doesn’t matter. Unless it is nice and positive and grateful. Or about my kids. I love to listen to people tell me how great my kids are. But they don’t need to. Because I already know. I sure hope you understand this time. I am tired. And I need to rest. It has been a long day resting up my leg and shoulder for the summer!!!

That is all true. You can ask anyone who knows me. The list is too long to write, because I have tried my best my whole life in the only way I know how. Now, if others would follow this example I believe the world would be a better place. Then we could all look at each other straight in the eyes (eye for me, but I don’t mean an eye for an eye – that’s a different lesson) and say…

Thanks for Coming!